Oh man, i hated the Lion King as a kid because it got the animal all wrong. Lions are like the dudebro jackasses of the animal kingdom. Anytime there’s a new head of the pride he kills all the young lions so the females go into heat, plus when the lionesses make a kill, the male eats first, then the females, and only then do the cubs get any.

Contrast please with the noble hyena, who care for their young, let them eat first at kills, and look after older members of their packs. Damn clever, very communitally minded, and in my opinion, rather cute.

So yeah, fuck the Lion King, hyenas rock.


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