synekdokee:

mrkinch:

tahariels:

theletteraesc:

tahariels:

theletteraesc:

tahariels:

theletteraesc:

tahariels:

theletteraesc:

shredsandpatches:

And while we are posting the best of Richard III tweets…

Richard III ys alswa not a hattchebacke, as previouslie ythoghte.

Perhappes y two Princes shoulde notte have askede so ofte if they were nearlie there yette

Yow mighte alswa saye thatte Richarde III usurped the Englyshe royaume in… a coup(e).

Yn facte yow mighte saye he lefte yt in an estate

Yow wille fynde that the correcte lyne from Shakspere ys ‘My kyngedom ffor a horsepowere!”

Yt is a shaym thatte nobodye did telle hym there was no undergrounde parkynge here

Ich wondir whatte the fee ys ffor DXXVII yeares of parkinge.

Good King Richarde coulde notte be expectede to knowe; he alwayes had Chaucer to take care of the metre

(I have to go to bed now, but this has been hilarious XD)

Hee!

SCREAM

Oh wow

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